Ladies and Gentlemen, Elijah Wood.

10 pairs of unrelated movies that are the same when reduced to one sentence.

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Reblog if you know who Smitty Werben Yegger Man Jensen is.

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He was number 1.

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Rembrandt - The Skeleton Rider

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Rembrandt - The Skeleton Rider

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Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.  The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.  Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V. 

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and then they proceeded to be the worst at their jobs for the next 20 years